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I’m 20 today
I can’t really think of a more useless age to be. Except maybe 19.
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Fred said, “Man, I think he’s gonna make a fuckin’ suit of human skin, using the best parts from each of us.”
“Holy crap,” said John. “He’ll be gorgeous.David Wong, John Dies at the End -
John Dies at the End is the perfect book, everyone else go home.
Posted on June 1, 2012 via YOU BLITHERING FECULENT SHITHOLE with 99 notes
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Scientists talk about dark matter, the invisible, mysterious substance that occupies the space between stars. Dark matter makes up 99.99 percent of the universe, and they don’t know what it is. Well I know. It’s apathy. That’s the truth of it; pile together everything we know and care about in the universe and it will still be nothing more than a tiny speck in the middle of a vast black ocean of Who Gives a Fuck.
David Wong, John Dies at the End. (via tc4tay)Posted on June 1, 2012 via You can call me Tay with 21 notes
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I have this class,” she said, “on Social Psychology. And the guy who teaches it, he said the amount of the universe a human can experience is statistically, like, zero percent. You’ve got this huge universe, trillions of trillions of miles of empty space between galaxies, and all a human can perceive is a little tunnel a few feet wide and a few feet long in front of our eyes. So he says we don’t really live in the universe at all, we live inside our brains. All we can see is like a blurry little pinhole in a blindfold, and the rest is filled in by our imagination. So whatever we think of the world, whether you think the world is cruel or good or cold or hot or wet or dry or big or small, that comes entirely from inside your head and nowhere else.
Amy in John and Dave and the Temple of X’al’naa’thuthuthu (via justintheamazingallan) -
For anyone who read "John Dies At the End" and wants to know a little of what to expect from "This Book Is Full of Spiders"
John and Dave and the Temple of X’al’naa”thuthuthu
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Posted on May 30, 2012 via gypsy ♥ soul with 112 notes
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I love writing but hate starting. The page is awfully white and it says, “You may have fooled some of the people some of the time but those days are over, giftless. I’m not your agent and I’m not your mommy. I’m a white piece of paper, you wanna dance with me?” And I really, really don’t.
Posted on May 30, 2012 via We Just Decided To with 2,238 notes
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George Carlin’s performances aren’t just comedy. They’re also art.
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Posted on May 28, 2012 via search the golden snitch with 2,573 notes
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